carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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