i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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