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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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