Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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