Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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