People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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