but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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