Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Someone came in the potted fern
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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