That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You should frame my arrest warrant.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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