yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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