Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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