he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I understand Curling. That high.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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