CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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