Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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