The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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