Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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