thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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