He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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