I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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