All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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