I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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