I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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