We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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