she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm sobbing to NWA
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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