school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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