You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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