White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize