the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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