Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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