I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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