i was rollin on her like bob the builder
im about as happy as oj after his trial
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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