i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
ok first of all what the fuck
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