no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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