It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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