i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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