jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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