I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
do nipples grow back?
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