when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
What a dumb baby whore.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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