So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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