This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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