I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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