in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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