I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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