we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I checked into jail on foursquare
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
