Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We are all done wearing pants today
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
that is very illegal...i love you.
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