Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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