she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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