Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
