***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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