so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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