We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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