Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He has the fingertips of a God
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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