She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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