i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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