You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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