Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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